The Indiana Jones you never knew existed

Gabby likes to have whoever is putting her to bed tell her a story. Darren doesn't do Little Red Riding Hood or The Three Little Pigs, he does Indiana Jones, or Star Wars. Gabby loves them, she sits with her hands covering her mouth waiting to find out what's going to happen. So after one of these oh so exciting stories this is how the conversation went: 

Gabby: Is Indiana Jones a princess?

Darren: No, Indiana Jones is a boy.

Gabby: Indiana Jones is a boy!? (very disappointed) I really want Indiana Jones to be a girl. 

Darren: Okay, if you really want, Indiana Jones can be a girl.

Gabby: Can she wear a dress?

Darren: No, she's an archeologist, she needs to wear khaki pants.

Gabby: I really want her to wear shorts.

Darren: Fine

Gabby: And can she wear a yellow shirt with her name on it?

Darren: Whatever

Suddenly Indiana Jones isn't quite as cool....unless your a three year old girl.